Screw-Up Tuesday

Mistress B hosts Screw-Up Tuesday every week.
Because I’m a lazy git, I’m not posting anything brain-worthy this week, so recounting my screw-ups aint gonna happen because I’d have to cudgel poor squidgy brain to remember them in the first place. HOWEVER…
In the spirit of Screw-Up Tuesday I bring you… a LOLCAT!!!

The Other Crocs

Just for Scott:
Saltwater Crocodile

Freshwater Crocodile

(moar funny pictures)

Crocs

In honour of Magneto Bold Too -

Ipswich and Holes

Man, this is like shooting fish in a barrel.
A large black hole appeared in one of Ipswich’s most important intersections today.

Need I say more??
Link to news story
Update
I can’t vouch for this information, because it’s third-hand and a little grubby, but it does make a lot of sense. Gotta love taxi drivers, they’re the tinkers [...]

Adoption Celebration

In honour of all those who adopted a word from the English language recently, to hug and hold and squish and cuddle and use:

Hehe.
(yes, that is modified slightly)

I’m Sorry…

Hehe.

Am I Well-Read? AM I??

I saw this over on Riayn’s blog, and thought I’d have a crack. See, the BBC published its Top 100 Books list, and apparently theorised that most people would have read a maximum of 6 of them.
So in an exercise of pure self-indulgence – apart from the very last point, which is important – I’ve [...]

QLD Election and Nudity – NSFW

What the HELL is it with Queensland politicians and taking off their clothes for the cameras???
Not that I mind overly much. I’m not sitting here with my lips pursed, looking like I just ate 15 lemons in a row. It’s just… odd. Is it the weather? It IS much warmer here than in most states. [...]

How Could You Resist Voting for Him?

Bahahaha!!!

Election Giggles

You wouldn’t think that the Queensland election would give people that much to laugh about, would you?
But first there was Warwick Capper, ‘planning’ to run against Pauline Hanson in Beaudesert:

Which was, I believe, just a marketing ploy by Zoo weekly. Hmmm… wonder how many men bought their latest edition hoping for (more) naked photos of [...]