Filed under: Just Stuff | Tagged: anger management, knitting, warning
Nomesque Fiction- Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition“Maisy?” “Yeah, Mum?” “What’s going on with you and Mark?” I shrug. “Don’t shrug at me, love – what’s going on between you?” I sigh. Well, the sex talk had to happen eventually. “Nothing much, Mum. We’re friends, OK?” “Just friends?” I shrug at her again. “We tried kissing – it didn’t work so good. So yup, just friends, Mum.” “W […]
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- Me, Tweeting
- Nomesque: Dear Ipswich Smokers - Shove ya rights, mate - http://bit.ly/4FQVKI 13 October 2009
- Nomesque: @MistressB Tis most annoying. Coffee fixes it for a couple of hours... but breathing issue comes back with desire to sleep *lol* 11 July 2009
- Nomesque: @SnarkyPlatypus 'getting' closure seems an odd concept to me. I always thought it was something you did yourself! 11 July 2009
- Nomesque: @lordlikely Surely, m'dear, twould be news if you _didn't_? 11 July 2009
- Nomesque: Stoopid cold... having trouble breathing. Not major trouble, or I'd go to hospital. Just enough to keep me awake. Hence midnight-tweeting! 11 July 2009
**Peeks in**
Hugs girlie.
**Backs away carefully**
That’s the way to do it.
“Knit two, purl one
You’re just lucky I don’t like guns.”
oh dear, I am not sure I will ever feel safe sitting next to elderly knitting ladies on the bus again…. Thanks nomes
It’s the hard shove on the insertion for knit one, although “purl one” is rather apathetic, so stick to garter stitch (all knit) that way you can knit one savagely with every stitch and scare the begebus out of the silly woman sitting besdie you….
ROFL
ROFL
This is why I cross stitch – the needles are shorter.