Conversation With A Taxi Driver

(Important point: I’ve been living in Ipswich a couple of years now, I’m known to most of the cabbies by now – a lot of them at least attempt to remember where I live)
Me: Evening!
Driver: Hi there!
Me: Oh, Madness!
Driver: *worried look*
Me: On the radio!
Driver: Ah. OK. *visibly relaxing* So, is it Charlie St?
Me: Nope, House [...]

You Can Shove Your Rights Where the Sun Don’t Shine

When I breathe in cigarette smoke, my lungs go into spasms commonly known as ‘asthma’. This causes me to have trouble breathing for a couple of hours afterwards, which – thanks to the fact that only one of my lungs can actually provide oxygen to the rest of my body, stuffs things up even more [...]