Slap My Ass and Call Me Cindy

I’m in shock.

I’m confused.

I just stepped on the scales.

I discovered that I’m 5kg lighter than I was last night.

FIVE KILOGRAMS?  You’ve gotta be joking.

2kg and I would’ve thought, “Oh yeah, normal weight swing.”


OK, I’m getting boring now. I’ll stop.  I just wanted to share that with y’all, though.

4 Responses

  1. Slap my ass and call me Cindy?

    That had me in fits of laughter.

    Thanks for sharing that, and kiss those scales that love you so much.

  2. What the hell did you do last night? Cut off a limb or something?

  3. Anja – I got it off a bottle of chilli sauce!

    Riayn – Just wait, lemme check… nup, all limbs still here. Ass too. I exercise-cycled 15km and walked almost 3 yesterday? But I hydrated afterwards. Weird, that’s what it is.

  4. Did ya have both feet on the scales?

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