Consequences Schmonsequences!

Do you ever wonder how much different life would be if consequences were more immediate?

Too much meat for dinner? Immediate heart-attack.

Too much trans-fat? Bam – you wake up blind the next morning.

Not enough calcium? Turn into a boneless bag of flesh.

How much easier would it make parenting at times?

“Eat your vegies, or your teeth will fall out before you have a chance to brush them!”

Woot! Instant fear-obedience.

Of course, it would mean that you’d have to tell your kids the truth about the consequences of masturbation. Cos sooner or later, some kid would be screaming that they weren’t blind, Mum lied…

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4 Responses

  1. LMFAO
    Yeah, but they’d instantly get hair on the palms of their hands 😉

  2. LOL – that is brilliant – instant reaction like a smack on the hand or clip over the ear.
    That made me smile -lucky I finsihed my tea or I would be snorting it all over the keyboard.

  3. Hee-hee, I used instant reaction when my kids were little. They reached for the tv controls – instant smack on the fingers, they reached for daddy’s model planes – instant smack on the fingers, they reached for my handbag – instant smack on the fingers. By the time each child was two I could let them loose in the house and know they wouldn’t touch forbidden stuff. Even grandma’s handbag was safe.

  4. And the odd clip up the ear for stupidity helps them learn to think fast on their feet 😉 lol

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