Cocking a Snook

In a fit of randomness, I decided to look up ‘snook’ in the dictionary. Huh. It’s a fish!

snook
1   /snuk, snʊk/
–noun, plural (especially collectively) snook, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) snooks.
1. any basslike fish of the genus Centropomus, esp. C. undecimalis, inhabiting waters off Florida and the West Indies and south to Brazil, valued as food and game.
2. any of several related marine fishes.
Origin:
1690–1700; < D snoek

Riiiiight.

Here’s the definition I was expecting:

snook
2   /snʊk, snuk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [snook, snook] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a gesture of defiance, disrespect, or derision.
—Idiom
2. cock a snook or cock one’s snook, to thumb the nose: a painter who cocks a snook at traditional techniques.
Also, cock a snoot.

Origin:
1875–80; orig. uncert.

… although I was hoping for a little more information on its etymology!

So I wandered over to Urban Dictionary:

1. snook

a pimp; someone who gets a lot of pussy.
Jesse is never home, I wish he wasn’t such a snook.

2. Snook

One who ditches friends to do something much lamer.
Jake: Guy where’s Larry going.
Jonas: He’s leaving to watch a movie with Bryson.
Jake: Man what a snook

3. snook

v. to snook. to victimize (slang UK)
verb = snooks
note: the noun form of snooks refers to an idiot or fool. Also not to be confused with snookered

bob: I set up my gf real good?
cindy: how?
bob: I snooked her with a polygraph test when she least expected it.
cindy: you’re a snooks

4. snook

To blindside or sucker punch someone in a sensitive region, most often the balls.
I was about to leave when the bitch snook me with the old up and under trick.

5. snook

n. (1) Criminal, (2) bitch, or (3) an exclamation made to annoy someone.

v. (1) To steal from, or (2,3) any sexual verb.
Noun:
1. I’m glad that snook went to jail.
2. That fucking snook took my lunch!
3. (The teacher starts to teach) and the kids (yell “snook!” at random times to annoy her).

Verb:
1. I heard Johnny snooked {from} the library.
2. Yeeeahhh i got snooked last night…
3. So, do you wanna snook sometime after school?

6. Snook

To Fart Virgously, all the time.
Wow kid, don’t Snook in my area.

7. snook

1.) A bowling term used as an adjective or verb when the bowler gets ripped off on a shot that should have been a strike.

2.) The expletive used when such an event occurs.

3.) A word used during bowling to induce a humerous effect, normally hinting at a false action of something vulgar or sexually explicit.
1.)
Boy 1: Come on! That was a great shot!
Boy 2: You really got snooked on that one.

2.) Son of a snook! That snookin’ pin should have fell over!

3.) Hey, last night I totally snooked my dog for two and a half hours.
synonyms: ripped off gyped cheated swindled tricked.

Oooooookayyyyy….

Aren’t you glad I did that?

It’s also a town in Texas. Man, those explorers had a sense of humour.

Nothing to Say…

… so I thought I’d show you embarrassing photos.

This first is me in the morning. Pre-coffee. Scary, huh? Now you know why people do what I say. Weird hair colour? In the middle of bleaching it from black (dyed) to bright blonde.

This is me now-ish. new hair colours. Nice and bright, to go with my standard black clothing. If I buy anything else, ya see, I risk having it clash with my hair in the not-too-distant future 😉

Screw Up Tuesday

Dammitall.

Here’s a screwup for Bettina’s theme day.

I was sure I had a post all written and set up for publication today.

BUT

I have no idea what it was about, other than that it was brilliant.

GAHHH.

I think I’ve been dreaming life instead of living it again.

Whoops!

There is a bright side, though.

I have written fiction recently. There’s an update on Kyle and Merryl’s daughter Monica (ooooh, that’s an old series!) in Disaster, and a couple of new-ish Pete & Wendy stories – Bad Cop and Just Visiting.

Musical Monday

I thought I’d mosey back to the 90’s for one of my favourite video clips:

The Offspring – Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Bahahaha! I love that guy.

And while I was looking for THAT, I found this:

The Offspring – Pretty Fly for a White Guy – Anime clip

Incredibly well done, eh?

*snicker*

*yawn*

Absolutely nothing to report.

Boring, huh?

I’ve spent most of the weekend, including Friday, asleep or lazing about.

Because some dumb-ass passed some manky virus to me. Thankfully, a fairly minor one. But it was still irritating. Cos I’d already crashed, dammit.

Ah well. I’m OK. But I could do with another nanna nap 😉

Blahhhhhh

Someday I’ll have to count the number of posts I’ve made with that title 🙂

Anyhow, this is just to say that my body’s run out of steam.

I’d been feeling remarkably (for me) energetic for the last few weeks. Apart from the virus and miscarriage, anyway. Err, sigh. But I’ve noticed that I have a cycle of feeling better, doing more, feeling good, feeling less energetic but still doing the same amount, then – SPLAT.

I splatted.

The Coffee or the Cup?

Now here’s an interesting dilemma…

You’re a young female (that might take some imagination). You have breasts (again). They’re not quite as big as you’d like.

You love coffee. Possibly long walks on the beach, too, but that’s irrelevant.

You discover – to your horror – that coffee makes your breasts smaller.

What do you do?

This nasty little dilemma was brought to my attention by LeechBabe on the Aussie Bloggers Forum. Thanks, love! 🙂

Link to the study